Issue 04: WWE Superstars #1 and #2

"There are bad things. There are bad things in the world. Many bad things. There are some things that are worse than those bad things. But this is the worst thing." - Norm de Plume

Well, we finally did it. We've been having a good time enjoying NFL comic books and the beautifully-rendered art of Billy Ray Cyrus' masculinity.

And then this happened. Joining us as a special guest is Sid Kuhn (and special guest Matt Moseley).

Daniel Brown frequently mentions Spiderman's One More Day and Brand New Day as the worst comics of all time, but then WWE Superstars decides to crash the party, kick his dog, eat his food, drink his beer, and throw up in his bed.

Also, Norm de Plume, who has no familiarity with wrestling, is taught by a room full of people (who are paying for both the WWE Network and their sins by reading this) how to fight without hurting the other person. Actually, if you don't know anything about wrestling you will learn the following during this podcast:

(1) Kayfabe

(2) How to do the People's Elbow

(3) How to do a proper choke slam

(4) CM Punk's real name

(5) The purpose of a Singapore cain/bamboo stick/wooden sword

(6) Daniel Bryan

(7) How John Cena sounds to Brent, who has never heard John Cena talk

(8) Why Randy Orton does that pose at the end of matches

(9) AND MUCH MORE!

This comic is so bad it must be treated like poetry, so let's end with what we started.

"This is the worst thing."